05-06-07, 10:07 AM
Woman says to her husband,
"Darling, I would like a boob job"
Husband says,
"Darling, you don't need one"
Wife says,
"But darling I really want one"
Husband says,
"Why don't you try wiping between them with a piece of toilet paper"
Wife says,
"Don't be stupid. How will that work?"
Husband says,
"Well, it worked on your arse!"
"Darling, I would like a boob job"
Husband says,
"Darling, you don't need one"
Wife says,
"But darling I really want one"
Husband says,
"Why don't you try wiping between them with a piece of toilet paper"
Wife says,
"Don't be stupid. How will that work?"
Husband says,
"Well, it worked on your arse!"
"IF THE SHOE FITS - BUY IT IN EVERY COLOUR!!!!!"