[cracky]

Grandma says the her young grandson,
"Be a love and help me put this suppositery in"
Course I will Granny!"
She bends over and pulls her knickers down and spreads her legs.
Her grandson says,
"Do I put it in the brown hole Granny or do I feed it to the turkey?"

eewww what an 'orrible thought! keep up the gags, lovin em