04-06-07, 11:31 AM
Paddy is telling his mate that he is about to join the army and also about his first parachute jump.He said that they were up at about 12,000feet and one by one they were all jumping out of the plane. It came to Paddy's turn and he bottled it - couldn't jump out if his life depended on it!!!!
Standing behing Paddy was the man with the biggest cock in the world, he says to Paddy,
"Paddy, if you don't jump out of this bloody plane I will shove this huge cock right up your bloody arse!!!!!"
Paddy's mate asked him,
"Well - did you jump then?"
Paddy replies,
"Well I did a little bit when it first went in!!!!!"
Standing behing Paddy was the man with the biggest cock in the world, he says to Paddy,
"Paddy, if you don't jump out of this bloody plane I will shove this huge cock right up your bloody arse!!!!!"
Paddy's mate asked him,
"Well - did you jump then?"
Paddy replies,
"Well I did a little bit when it first went in!!!!!"
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