01-06-07, 05:24 PM
Two women are on their way home from the pub and stop in the local graveyard for a piss. One wipes her fanny with her knickers and the other one uses a wreath.
The next night their two husbands are in the pub when one turns to the other and says,
"Eh Dave, I'm gonna have to start watching my wife you know, she came home last night with no knickers on!!"
Dave turns round and says to his mate,
"Yeah and me! Mine came home with a bloody card stuck up her arse saying "We will miss you, from all the lads at the fire station!""
The next night their two husbands are in the pub when one turns to the other and says,
"Eh Dave, I'm gonna have to start watching my wife you know, she came home last night with no knickers on!!"
Dave turns round and says to his mate,
"Yeah and me! Mine came home with a bloody card stuck up her arse saying "We will miss you, from all the lads at the fire station!""
"IF THE SHOE FITS - BUY IT IN EVERY COLOUR!!!!!"