[camnic1972]

A man falls through the door a 1 o clock in the morning, pissed. He then tiptoes upstairs, climbs into bed, sneaks under the covers and starts to work his way up the bed to his wife and starts to give her the best tongue job that he can, 15 minutes later she comes with a massive groan. Feeling all chuffed with himself he goes to the toilet and sees his wife sitting on the loo !!!.
Confused, he says, "What the fuck?.........."
"SSSSShhhhuuuuuush!" says his wife, "You'll wake your mother who's having our bed!!!!!"