01-06-07, 11:51 AM
A married couple are driving down a country lane when they both spot an injured skunk lying by the side of the road, stopping the car they both decide to help the poor thing out and take it home. When the woman picks it up she says to her husband,
"Oh look at the poor thing it is so cold and shivering, what should I do to warm it up?"
The husband replies,
"Put it between your legs"
She looks at him, stunned and then says,
"But what about the smell?"
He says,
"Well, hold it's fucking nose then!!!"
"Oh look at the poor thing it is so cold and shivering, what should I do to warm it up?"
The husband replies,
"Put it between your legs"
She looks at him, stunned and then says,
"But what about the smell?"
He says,
"Well, hold it's fucking nose then!!!"
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