[camnic1972]

Three naked men are in the sauna, An American, A Japanese, and an Irishman.
They all hear a beeping noise and the American touches his arm and says,
"Thats my pager, I have a microchip under my skin."

Next a phone rings and the Japanese guy lifts the palm of his hand to his ear and says,
"I have a microchip in my hand."

The Irishman, feeling very lowtech, goes to the toilet and comes back with a load of toilet paper hanging out from his backside, and says to the other two,
"Ah be Jaysus! Would you look at dat, Oim getting a fax!!!!"