31-05-07, 05:31 PM
Its all about the setup...
THe lone ranger and tonto are going camping, so they walk into the desert and set up there stuff. However, hthis took a while soo they both thought they might as well just go straight to sleep. A few hours later tonto prods the lone ranger and says "kemo Sabe- Look up at the sky, What can you see?"
To which theranger responds "i see millions of stars." "so what does it tell you?" asks tonto. The lone ranger ponders for a moment then comments "astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically it tellsme saturn is in leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it tells me the lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. meteorogically, we'll have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo Sh*t. Someone stole the tent"
THe lone ranger and tonto are going camping, so they walk into the desert and set up there stuff. However, hthis took a while soo they both thought they might as well just go straight to sleep. A few hours later tonto prods the lone ranger and says "kemo Sabe- Look up at the sky, What can you see?"
To which theranger responds "i see millions of stars." "so what does it tell you?" asks tonto. The lone ranger ponders for a moment then comments "astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically it tellsme saturn is in leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it tells me the lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. meteorogically, we'll have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo Sh*t. Someone stole the tent"
Oh what a feelin! When you're dunking, on the ceilin!