[Shellshock]

Looks like a right bellend convention. These people (and adidas themselves) are making a fuckin mockery of the shelltoe's history and heritage. I'm all for introducing the shoe to a new generation and all that jazz but the sooner they all fuck off back to their Huaraches and Jordans, the better. The Superstar needs to step out of the limelight and disappear back underground, all this commercial fuckery is toxic to me.