[woody]

Not to give you any ideas Eff but this is mental.
Once put 24 eggs in someones microwave at a party and despite repeat attempts at cooking them, nothing happened, so we put the microwave on for 60 minutes and played cards.
32 minutes in, the microwave door came flying off and nearly hit me on the head.
Twas a good night.

That ahppened at a university halls, the manager sent it to the place my mrs works!