[mr.pure]

Cheers chaps.
Warms my heart it does that a bunch of sad fuck trainer collecting bastards like you lot can come together to start a thread honouring my 31st.......... birthday.
Truly, and I ain't joking, it is the highlight of my birthday so far.
It will probably get knocked into 2nd tonight though when one hottie or another tries to suck my Johnson in half but that's still way ahead of the scorpion lolly that my Mother managed to push herself to get me as my only present.
What a cunt!



P.S. Love you all really.

P.P.S. Except you, Geebs.

P.P.P.S. I'll look forward to that Cod, cos trust me, it is on the way............