15-02-13, 04:16 AM
Husband and wife are watching a talk show on television about relationships and dealing with "mixed feelings".
The husband thinks that this is utter crap. "Mixed feelings?!?! You feel one way or the other. What's all this psycho-babble?"
The wife: I bet I could tell you something that would make you have mixed feelings.
Husband: Go for it.
Wife: Out of ALL of your friends, YOU have the largest penis.
The husband thinks that this is utter crap. "Mixed feelings?!?! You feel one way or the other. What's all this psycho-babble?"
The wife: I bet I could tell you something that would make you have mixed feelings.
Husband: Go for it.
Wife: Out of ALL of your friends, YOU have the largest penis.

