28-08-12, 03:38 PM
Some eediat drove into the back of me last night. Nothing major, just some light cosmetic damage to the rear bumper, easily fixable for a couple hundred. Not sure if when I shouted to Lady Shellshock "get a pen from the glovebox" in my Jamaican patois it sounded like "get my gun from the glovebox" but as soon as I turned round to get the pen from her the bloke jumped back into his car and screeched off!! Luckily I got a good look at his number-plate so all's good. Plod should be knocking on his door right about.....now. 
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton