03-07-12, 07:58 PM
Paddy walks past a new pub and sees a sign outside saying:
'Pies 70p...Wanks £1'
So he decides to go in and investigate, he gets up to the bar and there stands a stunning blonde.
Paddy asks "Do you give the Wanks?"
"Yes I do," she replies in a seductive voice.
"Well wash your hands, I want a pie.
'Pies 70p...Wanks £1'
So he decides to go in and investigate, he gets up to the bar and there stands a stunning blonde.
Paddy asks "Do you give the Wanks?"
"Yes I do," she replies in a seductive voice.
"Well wash your hands, I want a pie.
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em

