[mr.pure]

I hope you get to look up at least one girl's skirt and get all the sherbet Dib Dabs you want on this, your tenth birthday.
Put your feet up and eat alphabetti spaghetti with tinned sausages and tinned potatoes washed down with a Kia-ora followed by two large scoops of butterscotch Angel Delight, all while watching Michael Bentine's Potty Time.



P.s. Love ya Big Boy.
It's been an emotional 26 years.