25-11-11, 05:10 AM
A pickle, a cucumber and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said "When I get big and hard, they chop me up and toss me in a salad".
The pickle said "When I get big and hard, they chop me up and drown me in vinegar".
The penis said "That's nothing - when I get big and hard, they put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a dark, damp cave and bang my head against the walls until I throw up and faint!"
The pickle said "When I get big and hard, they chop me up and drown me in vinegar".
The penis said "That's nothing - when I get big and hard, they put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a dark, damp cave and bang my head against the walls until I throw up and faint!"

