29-07-11, 04:56 PM
I've only had 3 girlfriends.... Faith, Hope and Charity.
I left Faith because she was unfaithful .
I dumped Hope because it was hopeless.
I'm still with Charity though. I get £2.00 a month for shagging her
Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
<will refrain from posting the 100s of Amy winehouse jokes doing the rounds right now>
I left Faith because she was unfaithful .
I dumped Hope because it was hopeless.
I'm still with Charity though. I get £2.00 a month for shagging her
Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
<will refrain from posting the 100s of Amy winehouse jokes doing the rounds right now>
It's not the size of the feet!!it's the amount of quality on em

