[mr.pure]

This is the joke thread let's try to remember that, but on a slightly downbeat note, my Japanese girlfriend dumped me.
Everyone keeps telling me not to worry though cos there's plenty more Japs in the sea.

[/Taxi to hell, please ?]

I know the Japanese like their gameshows but their version of Total Wipeout is messed up !
Mind you, they have thanked the British Government for sending the rescue dogs, they said they were delicious !

[/£1 will be spent on limited edition, Japan only, trainers for every laugh at these jokes.]

But seriously, it's absolutely awful and I can't even begin to imagine the number of lives lost if it had happened to a nation less sophisticated, technologically advanced and well prepared as the Japanese.
My thoughts are definitely with them.
And the unfortunate souls who died in that mental bus crash in the Bronx.
Absolute madness !