14-10-10, 04:37 PM
A few...
george michael was found with a chocolate bar up his arse, a prison spokesperson has discribed it as a careless whisper....
I took a dyslexic girl home last night she ended up cooking my sock
last night my wife asked me where I wanted to be buried. Apparantly balls deep in your sister isnt an appropriate comment
Last night whilst in the bedroom with my wife i asked her if she would give me a chilean miner, she replied by asking me what it was, so i told her to go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there for a few months
george michael was found with a chocolate bar up his arse, a prison spokesperson has discribed it as a careless whisper....
I took a dyslexic girl home last night she ended up cooking my sock
last night my wife asked me where I wanted to be buried. Apparantly balls deep in your sister isnt an appropriate comment
Last night whilst in the bedroom with my wife i asked her if she would give me a chilean miner, she replied by asking me what it was, so i told her to go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there for a few months

