01-10-10, 11:12 AM
Expendables was about a 5/10 for me. Not bad, but nothing to right home about.
Watched a few films recently.
Predators was average. Not a patch on the original as far as i'm concerned. You could see they tried to recreate certain aspects of the original movie. Also didn't like the fact that there was no explanation as to how the people got there or who sent them.
Machete was phuckin awe-some! Basically, if you liked Death Proof and Planet Terror then you'll love this film. Danny Trejo is the hardest looking muthafucker in the world, no competition! Great action, cheesy grind-house style and superb lowriders at the end.
Watched a few films recently.
Predators was average. Not a patch on the original as far as i'm concerned. You could see they tried to recreate certain aspects of the original movie. Also didn't like the fact that there was no explanation as to how the people got there or who sent them.
Machete was phuckin awe-some! Basically, if you liked Death Proof and Planet Terror then you'll love this film. Danny Trejo is the hardest looking muthafucker in the world, no competition! Great action, cheesy grind-house style and superb lowriders at the end.
Man goes into cage. Cage goes in the salsa. Sharks in the salsa. Our shark!