[Big J]

Throwing my phone out the window, now it doesn't work! cheap piece of crap, they just don't make them like they used to

I did that once. Well, I threw it on the floor, but with such force it bounced out the window 2 storeys to the car park below, missing my neighbours fancy car by a half a bawhair. Was in bits but still worked fine. Good old Nokia. Pretty sure my iphone would have packed in before it even hit my floor.

I've been down the Flight Centre to get ma trip to ma mates wedding sorted. £999 for return flights from Edinburgh to Adelaide, including a night in a decent hotel in Kuala Lumpur city centre. Braw.