[pokey27]

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.

—”Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?”
—“I can cut them for you’ said the pharmacist,‘ but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.”
—”I’m 96″ said the old man. “I don’t want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers!”