26-05-10, 03:48 PM
an armless, legless girl is laying on the beach crying, a man walks up & asks "what are you crying about?"
she says "in all my life I've never been kissed"... so he kneels down & kisses her.
as hes walking away, she starts crying twice as hard, he turns back and asks "what are you crying about now?"
she replies "in my whole life I've never been fucked"...
so he picks her up, tosses her in the ocean and yells "you're fucked now!"
she says "in all my life I've never been kissed"... so he kneels down & kisses her.
as hes walking away, she starts crying twice as hard, he turns back and asks "what are you crying about now?"
she replies "in my whole life I've never been fucked"...
so he picks her up, tosses her in the ocean and yells "you're fucked now!"

