17-03-10, 04:06 PM
(17-03-10, 03:31 PM)Robert147 Wrote: When I put my foot up and slowly take off my shoe, it sqeaks!
You have no idea how close that sentence brought you to being banned.
All this sounds far too kinky for my liking.
Why are you taking your shoes off slowly ?
Why do you care if they only squeak when you're taking your shoes off cos the noise will stop once they're off ?
Why have you felt the need to bother us with painful mental images of you slipping your sweaty foot out of your Vintage Superstar, slowly ?
Kindly dig a hole and climb in.
Someone will be along in a moment to fill the hole back in.