[Shellshock]

You know how when you see an attractive girl, you generally don't just walk over and say "Hi, can I fuck you?" as it usually doesn't end too well, yeah? (Although, to be fair, readers in Swindon may disagree with that bit) Well, it's a bit like that on SSDB. You can't just walk over and try and fuck us straight away. We're classy, we want wining and dining first, maybe catch a movie or a show, you could even take us on a romantic picnic or some shit. What I'm trying to say is you need to do some research and groundwork first before we'll let you get your clammy little hands on the booty.