03-02-10, 11:58 AM
Having a super-realistic dream I won £1.5 million on the lottery last night. Had the money in my account, paid all my debts, booked a holiday, gave some to my friends and family. Then my alarm went off.
I was a bawhair away from bursting into tears.
I was a bawhair away from bursting into tears.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.

