[Big J]

I flew with Qantas and couldn't fault them, apart from the cunt who was on the check-in desk in Adelaide. Cost me around £800 with a stop in Singapore on the way, booked it through the flight centre too. Like Pukka says the website is gash but the staff at the one in Edinburgh anyway are really helpful. Sure there is one in Adelaide.

I once made the mistake of going out on a Sunday, thinking it was a bank holiday the next day. It wasn't. I turned up at work after 3 phone calls asking where the fuck I was, and spent the day praying to the porcelain Gods. I'm not young anymore...