[Shellshock]

Yo, the Supermods aint for daily wearin Z. They simply radiate too much powah to be rocked on the regular. Mrs SS got pregnant just by standing next to me when I wore them once, such is their awesomeness. I once challenged the Rock Steady Crew to a battle whilst wearing my Supermods and when I did a backspin it lasted for 9 hours.

There’s something you should know. Most of the supposedly natural disasters that have taken place in the last few years have not been natural at all, they’re been the result of me being pissed and falling asleep with them on and exposing the world to too high a dose of supermodified badness! No Siree, such powah can’t be unleashed everyday, it can only be let loose in short controlled bursts otherwise the earth would actually stop spinning on its axis and life as we know would cease to exist. Or something.