[Lurkzilla]

Mmmmmmh I would come to the northern one

But as for the London one. Look at it like this, a lass on her own travelling to London to meet a load of fellas of the tinternet with a shoe fettish. LMAO - How do i explain that. It sounds like the makings of a snuff movie.

Well I will be there, but you won’t know it, just some odd man wearing soops and following you round

Oh and sab, it's the load of fellas that should be worried