16-09-09, 12:45 AM
Don’t talk to me about bloodclaat cushions. They’re not cushions, they are a symbolic representation of your entrapment, emasculation and subsequent enslavery at the hands of She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed..
Forget about the War On Terror and all that Axis Of Evil rubbish, that’s a decoy, a smokescreen conjured up by woman to confuse man and divert his efforts elsewhere. The real fight we should be fighting is the War On Fuckin Pointless Gay-Ass Soft-Furnishings, that’s where the true evil of this world lurks.
You know what happened to me the other day? I was told off I wasn’t “leaning back on the cushion properly, you’re squashing itâ€
I know, I know, I wanted to but seriously you just can’t fuckin win against shit like that, what’s the point? 
Forget about the War On Terror and all that Axis Of Evil rubbish, that’s a decoy, a smokescreen conjured up by woman to confuse man and divert his efforts elsewhere. The real fight we should be fighting is the War On Fuckin Pointless Gay-Ass Soft-Furnishings, that’s where the true evil of this world lurks.
You know what happened to me the other day? I was told off I wasn’t “leaning back on the cushion properly, you’re squashing itâ€
I know, I know, I wanted to but seriously you just can’t fuckin win against shit like that, what’s the point?
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton