15-09-09, 07:20 AM
(15-09-09, 06:18 AM)ez-1 Wrote: Why can't my missus do something like that?
Fuck that shit, I get real nervous when Mrs. Shellshock rocks up bearing gifts. It usually means one of 4 things:
(1) I've crashed your car. Again.
(2) I've left the dog to his own devices, unsupervised and he's mangled your favourite pair of Supes. Again.
(3) I thought cleaning you new 40" LCD TV with a highly abrasive cleaning fluid would make you happy.
(4) I've spunked eleventy million pounds on some fuckin useless piece of shit ornament that I saw in a magazine, or yet another set of cushions for the bed, that we can't afford and I know it's going to piss you off so I've compounded my error by spending even more money that we can't afford in a somewhat futile bid to divert the attention away from my retail-recklessness and seemingly unshakeable determination to ruin you financially.
Supe like Wanton, Buju like Banton