[Samo]

I also regret not having braces when I was younger, but then again all the good work would have been undone a few years back when I got a violent shoeing by a gang and had my teeth broken...

Or perhaps they would have seen my handsome face and perfect teeth and shook my hand instead of leaving me laying in a pool of my own blood and broken teeth

Last time I saw the denist there was talk of removing a few teeth, breaking my jaw and re setting it, and drilling a few holes for good measure... Haven't been back since