08-07-09, 12:12 AM
Managed to smash my ash tray (I don't even smoke), and slice my thumb open picking up the glass.
Made the pain go away by sampling my new limited edition cask strength Laphroaig single malt. 57.5%, so the only malt I'll drink with water. As it burns like fuck if you don't.
Made the pain go away by sampling my new limited edition cask strength Laphroaig single malt. 57.5%, so the only malt I'll drink with water. As it burns like fuck if you don't.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.

