30-05-09, 12:29 AM
Couple o pirate jokes for yer.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.
YARRRHARRHARR!
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £300.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows fucking everything.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.
YARRRHARRHARR!
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £300.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows fucking everything.
My friends call me Hadouken! Cause im down, right, fierce!


