13-04-09, 03:49 PM
Was a stroke of fucking luck.
Went to visit my mate who recently got married, I don't know her husband that well but we get to talking about trainers and he collects too, mainly Nikes though. See a couple of 35th boxes in his collection, have a peak and there they are. Box fresh, never been worn. My size (they were a size too big for him).
I must have started dribbling and/or convulsing and says if I want them I can have them for 100 quid. I bolted out their flat to the cash machine down the road, took out the cash and ran back in a sprint that'd beat Usain Bolt.
As you can imagine, I was quite pleased.
Went to visit my mate who recently got married, I don't know her husband that well but we get to talking about trainers and he collects too, mainly Nikes though. See a couple of 35th boxes in his collection, have a peak and there they are. Box fresh, never been worn. My size (they were a size too big for him).
I must have started dribbling and/or convulsing and says if I want them I can have them for 100 quid. I bolted out their flat to the cash machine down the road, took out the cash and ran back in a sprint that'd beat Usain Bolt.
As you can imagine, I was quite pleased.
It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.

