[Adolf Dassler]

Whoah, you almost lost me there... too much beer the last few days. But no, the money would be sort of like a finders fee. They are essentially doing all the work...

And no, It would have nothing to do with this guy that keeps pissing me off. I am quite curious if he is right, but my gut says he's full of crap. I don't really care that much, except it has to do with superstars and I'm hopeless when it comes to that and all... you know.

Supposing I could find them. Would I buy the fake Top Secret? Why yes. I would. Not sorry for it either. I would wear them. When I got mine, the first thing I noticed was the leather bottom resembles a dancing shoe. Dancing shoes are leather, mostly suede on the bottom so you can slide your feet on a laminate dance floor. Also, ballroom dancing shoes are very uncomfortable and are a bit pricey, not to mention I hate the way they look. If it weren't for the fact that I go dancing with my little lady all the time, I wouldn't care about it anyway. This way I could have the comfort of a superstar and the performance of a dance shoe. No one would even know what the shoes were anyway. I would be the only one. I'm sure it wouldn't keep me up at night. The only time I'd wear them would be while I was dancing. You remove them if you are not on the dancefloor, to keep the bottoms nice.

And yes, I know I am strange...