[mr.pure]

Shweet mate shweet !
I'll buy the lot, mad for it I am.
Proper slippery.
Tell ya wot, I need a wotch anawl.
One o them pukka Rolexes.
S'gotta be real, no messin abart !

[woody]

You sound like this chap:



"My wife's gonna kill me!"

(Anyone who doesn't know what I'm on about, you've never lived!)

[mr.pure]

Education across de nation is required Woody.

[olstar]

best post ever.

[streak]

You sound like this chap:



"My wife's gonna kill me!"

(Anyone who doesn't know what I'm on about, you've never lived!)

Vic and Bob right????

[woody]

Right!

That's "gorgeous sandy coloured labrador" Greg Mitchell, The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer was the funniest show ever to grace the airwaves if you ask me

[mr.pure]

Wasn't massively into them.
Too busy popping pills and dropping bits of paper to focus on the telly at the time.

[scotswiss]

They were bollocks IMHO. Much better with a bit of Rab Ceeeeeeeee Nesbitt.....

Aaaah, the old trips and telly days.....

I remember a mate of mine watching Sesame St, when they did that "number of the day" thing. They were doing 9 and he went absolutely mental every time they stopped, scream "TEN ya silly c*nts, TEN is next".....two minutes later "1, 2, 3 ,4 5, 6, 7, 8 aaaaaaaaand 9"....."aaaaaargh ya f*ckin stooopid eeejit, nae wunner ya live in a bin, cannae even cooont tae ten"!!!!!!!

Brilliant, Glaswegian madness in a nutshell, nothing is sacred, not even big yellow birds teaching weans to count....

[mr.pure]

That's properly tickled me !

[bobby dassler]

Damn you scotswiss!

Stop outbidding me on super ape stars!

Only joking m8 - I won't bid anymore on the new pair thats been listed, as i don't want to put the price up 4 u & it was only a cheeky bid, just incase no one else bid on them - i want to keep my money now for the espresso/whites that nemesys is gonna hook me up with

Hope you get them for the cabinet m8!