[camnic1972]

Not you Spite - Mr P!!!!
lol
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[mr.pure]

I'll protect ya.
I laugh in the face of exploding fundamentalists.

[camnic1972]

What - and catch a bullet in yer teeth!!!!

Oooooh - Mr P - you are my hero!!!!

*nic faints*

[mr.pure]

What is this ?
A lady in distress.

* Administers mouth to mouth. *

[camnic1972]

Get real Mr - i just come round all on my own!!!
lol
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[mr.pure]

It was only a front to steal your purse anyway.

[camnic1972]

You can have my purse - there is nothing in it!!!
lol
xx

[camnic1972]

I spent it all on a curry last night
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[mr.pure]

Double bugger !
I'm hungry and going shopping.
Catch youse all later.

[camnic1972]

Come up here and have your dinner - i've just put a 15lb leg of pork in the bloody oven - and there is only 4 of us for dinner!!!!!
Who fancies a roast pork dinner with all the trimmings?
lol
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