[Sooper]

Im special! I like a customised model!

[mr.pure]

Your feet are only slightly larger than Pirate's.

[Sooper]

Really?!
Do you think she would let me wear her high heels?

[mr.pure]

Get your own ya cheap skate.
She's slightly smaller than you, you'd end up ruining them.

[Sooper]

It was your idea!
Bloody spoil sport!

[mr.pure]

I just meant if they make them in her size then they must them bigger.
Christ, I've seen women with much bigger feet than me.

[Sooper]

They might not have been proper women not with your special hobby shall we say!

[mr.pure]

They can't all have been, surely.

[pirate]

You trying say I have big feets!

[mr.pure]

Grab 'em in the crotch early in the night has always worked for me.
Ala Crocodile Dundee.