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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - nikosg - 18-03-11

your all going to hell lol

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 18-03-11

Not cool. Especially you fatreg Confused

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - mr.pure - 18-03-11

This is the joke thread let's try to remember that, but on a slightly downbeat note, my Japanese girlfriend dumped me.
Everyone keeps telling me not to worry though cos there's plenty more Japs in the sea.

[/Taxi to hell, please ?]

I know the Japanese like their gameshows but their version of Total Wipeout is messed up !
Mind you, they have thanked the British Government for sending the rescue dogs, they said they were delicious !

[/£1 will be spent on limited edition, Japan only, trainers for every laugh at these jokes.]

But seriously, it's absolutely awful and I can't even begin to imagine the number of lives lost if it had happened to a nation less sophisticated, technologically advanced and well prepared as the Japanese.
My thoughts are definitely with them.
And the unfortunate souls who died in that mental bus crash in the Bronx.
Absolute madness !

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Semafor - 18-03-11

on toke over the line me thinks.Smile

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Old Gregg - 18-03-11

I thought IHB's was quite funny

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - citysupes - 18-03-11

Isn't it ironic that Japan made the brand 'Superdry'?

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Old Gregg - 18-03-11

massive fail citysupes try cheltenham

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - fatreg - 18-03-11

The joke is..

The irony of superdryJPN....

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - citysupes - 19-03-11

Ok sorry! Laughing thats the one my mate told me Razz

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 02-05-11

Looks like Bin Laden picked the wrong day to try on his Britsh army gear.... Wink

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - ihatebono - 02-05-11

Its amazing what you can get done when the PSN is down and I didn't realise you took the bins out on a bank holiday.

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - sab - 02-05-11

Apparently he logged onto Facebook places.

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Shellshock - 03-05-11

Osama Bin Laden Who the fuck's knocking on my door at this time of night?!?!?

Barack Obama Likes this thumbup

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - sab - 03-05-11

So it's true the Jehovas witnesses never miss a door step. :LOL:

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 07-05-11

Three guys in a cafe.
1st one says "i've got the smallest arms in the world".
2nd guy says " i've got the smallest head in the world".
3rd guy says "i've got the smallest dick in the world".

They all go to the Guinness World Records,

1st one comes out really happy, "i've really got the smallest arms in the world"
2nd one comes out all happy "i've really got the smallest head in the world".
3rd one comes out and SCREAMS " WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BEIBER"??
Laughing