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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 28-06-07

^^ I'm on me second bottle drunken

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - mr.pure - 28-06-07

Now that was funny Anth.

Laughing

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - busaboy23 - 28-06-07

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife,

' Ya now sumtin' woman, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
station.........

Bell 1 rings........... we put on our jackets
Bell 2 rings........... we slide down de pole
Bell 3 rings........... we jump on de engine and we's ready to
go.

'From now on womon,

When I says,' Bell one' ....... I want yo to strip naked
When I says, 'Bell two'........ Yo jump on de bed
When I says, ' Bell three'...... we's gonna mek a love all tru de night girl.

The next night, he came home and shouted, 'Bell one' ..... and de wife stripped naked.
' Bell two'
..... and she jumped on the bed.
' Bell three'
... and they started to make love.

Afte a few minutes, the wife yelled out, ' Bell four'

'WOMON, What de hell is Bell four?', he asked

She replied, 'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE
FIRE!!'.

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - woody - 28-06-07

Loving the barrymore one, got a great flyer of his face from years back when all the drama started, will have to scan it in Laughing

Fresh prince one is good too, one of the best shows ever made if you ask me. Spotted all the different serties on box-set in HMV the other day! Shocked Cool

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pirate - 28-06-07

I love Fresh Prince I'll have to get it on dvd Very Happy

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - deftoned - 28-06-07

pirate Wrote:I love Fresh Prince I'll have to get it on dvd Very Happy

it's a classic IMO

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 02-07-07

Jesus walks into a pub one day and meets an Australian, a Scotsman and a Scouser.

He notices that the Australian is on crutches and asks why, the Aussie replies,
"I hurt my ankle when I was surfing!"

So Jesus touches the Aussies ankle and lo and behold it is better!!

Jesus then approaches the Scotsman who's arm is in a sling, the scotsmans tells him,
"I fell down drunk and broke my arm!"

Jesus touches the scotsmans arm and miracously the bone has healed!!

Jesus then starts walking towards the scouser,

"Fuck off you - I'm on disability benefit!!!!!"
Very Happy

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 02-07-07

A little girl walks into her parents bedroom late one night,

"JESUS CHRIST!!!!!" , she screams,
"And you want me to see a doctor about sucking my thumb!!!!!"

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 02-07-07

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were all sitting in the pub discussing families.
The Englishman says,
My son was born on St Georges day, so we called him George."

The Scotsman says,
"That's brilliant! My son was born on St Andrews day, so we called him Andrew!"

So the Irishman turns round and says,

"That's fuckin brilliant - wait til I go home and tell our Pancake!"

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 02-07-07

^ just found an old box of Christmas crackers nic??

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 02-07-07

I'm just trying to cheer myself up mate

Besides - how the hell did you guess where all my jokes come from!!!

Wounded!!
lol
xx

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 03-07-07

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - adidasanth - 03-07-07

What does Jordan do with her c**t after sex?

gets him to sing 'Mysterious Girl'

Hahahahahahahahahhaha

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 03-07-07

A lady goes on holiday to the Caribbean and meets a local man. After fantastic mind blowing sex she asks him for his name.
He says,
"My name is Snow!"
As soon as the words have left his mouth the woman starts laughing, so the man asks her,
"Whats so funny?"
So she replies,

"When I get home my husband will never believe me when I tell him i had 12 inches of snow in the caribbean!!!!!"

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 03-07-07

A pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors, David, Darren and Daisy.
They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally.
But Daisy feels bad about having sex with both Darren and David, she kills herself!
Sad for Darren and David!!! But they get over it and again nature takes its course.
After a couple more years the two lads feel really bad about what they are doing ....................................................................................................




So they bury her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!