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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 22-06-07
It goes in dry,
And comes out wet,
The longer it's in,
The stronger it gets.
When it comes out,
It drips and it sags,
What is it?
A Teabag!!!!
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 22-06-07
Whats the difference between an "Oooooh" and an "Aaaaaah"?
About 2 inches
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 22-06-07
How do you spot a randy man at the nudist camp?
He is the one with a coffee in each hand and can still carry a dozen doughnuts!!!!!
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 22-06-07
A man is on holiday and one day manages to fall asleep on the beach and suffers horrific sunburn to both of his legs.
When he goes to the hospital the doctor attends to his legs by plastering them with ointment and then gives the man a viagra pill to take,
"Why a viagra Doc?" the man asks puzzled,
"Thats to keep the sheets of your legs"
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 22-06-07
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus!!!
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 22-06-07
Please.... make... it.... stop.....
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 22-06-07
Ah but you are lovin' it aint cha!
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 22-06-07
A man walks up to his wife and pinches her bum and says,
"If you could firm this up we could get rid of your girdle."
Furious, she bites her lip and says nothing.
The next morning the pair of them are lying in bed when he pinches her boobs and says,
"Do you know if you firmed these up you could get rid of your bra."
No longer able to remain silent the wife reaches over and grabs her husbands limp willy, and replies,
"Yes love, and if you could firm this up we could get rid of the milkman the postman the delivery man and your brother!"
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 22-06-07
woman asks her fiance to prove his love to her by having her name tattooed on his penis. He agrees, and when he is erect it spells out her name, Wendy and when he is soft you can only see Wy.
After their wedding they are on honeymoon in Jaimaica, and one day stumble across a nudist beach. Here the man meets another man with the letters Wy tattooed on his willy,
"Oh" he says, "Your wife must be called Wendy as well then?"
"Nah" The man replies, "Mine says "When In Jamaica hope you have a nice day""
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - streak - 22-06-07
Fook me, last time I heard that one I fell out of me pram!!
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Da Camden Ayatollah - 22-06-07
Man walks into doctors n asks for a shatload of viagra. Docotr tells him that its not wise to but the man says
This weekend, Iv got my ex comin on friday, my girlfriend on saturday and my wife on sunday so i need all that viagra!
Doc gives the lot on condition that he turns up 1st thing monday morning to report any side effects
Man turns up to the doctors on monday, with his broken arm in a sling. Doc asks 'what happened with ur arm?'.
Man says 'I took the viagra. The whole fuckin lot. and you know what?none of them turned up!'
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 27-06-07
A business man enters a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a double scotch.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside the pocket of his shirt and proceeds to order another double scotch.
After he finishes that one, he peeks inside the pocket of his shirt again and then orders yet another double scotch.
The bar man looks at the businessman and says,
"Look mate, i will bring you another drink but you have got to tell me why you keep looking at the inside of your pocket on your shirt?"
The businessman replies,
"I'm peeking at the photo of my wife .............................................. When she starts to look good I know it is time to go home!"
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 27-06-07
One night a torrential downpour soaked England. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the houses.
Mrs Smith was sitting on her roof with her neighbour Mrs Jones, waiting for help to come along.
Mrs Smith noticed that a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into where the front garden was and then back again. It kept on floating out and then back again.
Her curiosity got the better of her, so she asked Mrs Jones,
"Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house and then back again? That's weird!"
Mrs Jones, looked at the cap and then replied,
"Oh yes, thats our Stan, I told him yesterday that he was to mow the lawn come hell or high water!"
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 27-06-07
What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet bowl have in common?
Men always miss them!!!
RE: The Joke Thread.......... - mr.pure - 28-06-07
I strongly object to that, I couldn't, wouldn't and shouldn't.
In that order.
