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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 07-06-07

What does an essex girl put behind her ears to make her look more attractive?












Her ankles!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 07-06-07

Teenage grandson goes up to his granma and asks,
"Granny have you seen my pills, they've got LSD written on them?"
Grandma replies,
"Fuck the pills sonny, have you seen the huge green dragons having a disco in the kitchen!!!"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Da Camden Ayatollah - 08-06-07

Noooooooooo!!!!!!not more grannies. at least this one don't involve lifting up her skirt. Camnic, u shuld b in the comedy store in london.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - mr.pure - 09-06-07

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.
They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of £1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.
The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes.
He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of £72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes.
He walked out with £96,000.
The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my weenie to my testicles."
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big cheques the previous two officers had received.
But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop 'em", which he did.
The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back.
"Dear Lord !" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
The old Chief calmly replied, " Vietnam "

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - AdiMac - 09-06-07

Some great stuff in there Nic, loving the Granny stuff

P, I'm liking the last one as well.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - AdiMac - 09-06-07

I posted this before:

Aussie lad driving over Sydney Bridge, sees his girlfriend ready to jump off, he pulls over and says "Christ Shelia, wot ya doin'?"

She says "You got me pregnant and now I'm gonna kill myself" he says "Christ , not only are you a good f*ck, your a good sport too!"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 12-06-07

After a very long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Frank notices that there is a photograph of a man on her bedside table.
At first, he doesn't give it much thought, but after a month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it.
Eventually, it causes him that much grief that he decides to ask her about it.
"Is that a photo of your ex husband, honey?"
"No, silly" she replies.
"Another boyfriend?" he continues.
"No, not at all", she giggles as she starts to nibble on his earlobe.
"Is it your Dad, or your Brother, perhaps?" Asks Frank desperatley.
"No,no,no" she says,
By now Frank is getting very worried, and shouts,
"Well, who the bloody hell is it then????"
She replies,
"That was me six months ago!!!!"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - olstar - 12-06-07

hhahahahahha

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - cracky - 12-06-07

quality, imagine that, id have to kill him!

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sooper - 12-06-07

After you had been sick over him/her/it!

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