The Joke Thread.......... - Printable Version

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 04-06-07

Wife says to hubby,
"Did you know that a bull can manage sex every day!! Thats 365 days of the year!"
Husband replies,
"Yes! But he doesn't have to shag the same fucking cow!!!!"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 04-06-07

mr.pure Wrote:Nic, you is a nutter.
Good to know I'm in the 5% though.

I love you Mr Pure - you know me so well already!!
lol
xx

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 04-06-07

A man comes back from the Amazon with a cock sucking frog.
He takes it home to show the wife,
She asks what to do with it,
To which he replies,
"Teach it to cook, then Fuck Off!!!!"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 04-06-07

Grandma says the her young grandson,
"Be a love and help me put this suppositery in"
Course I will Granny!"
She bends over and pulls her knickers down and spreads her legs.
Her grandson says,
"Do I put it in the brown hole Granny or do I feed it to the turkey?"

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - mr.pure - 04-06-07

You are fuckin' grim.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 04-06-07

But I bet you still had a giggle tho
xx
lol

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - mr.pure - 04-06-07

Just before I barfed.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 04-06-07


Im sorry - please forgive me

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - mr.pure - 04-06-07

It's quite refreshing that a girlies sense of humour is that dirty and chauvinistic.
We gotta draw the line at images of old ladies poonani's though.
Could put me off me trainers let alone me dinner.

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - camnic1972 - 04-06-07

Yeah - i must admit old ladies jacksies probably aren't nice to look at!!!!

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