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mr.pure - 17-07-06
Shweet mate shweet !
I'll buy the lot, mad for it I am.
Proper slippery.
Tell ya wot, I need a wotch anawl.
One o them pukka Rolexes.
S'gotta be real, no messin abart !
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woody - 18-07-06
You sound like this chap:
"My wife's gonna kill me!"
(Anyone who doesn't know what I'm on about, you've never lived!)
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mr.pure - 18-07-06
Education across de nation is required Woody.
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olstar - 18-07-06
best post ever.
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streak - 18-07-06
woody Wrote:You sound like this chap:
![[Image: greg_mitchell.jpg]](http://www.vicandbob.net/images_characters/greg_mitchell.jpg)
"My wife's gonna kill me!"
(Anyone who doesn't know what I'm on about, you've never lived!) 
Vic and Bob right????
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woody - 18-07-06
Right!
That's "gorgeous sandy coloured labrador" Greg Mitchell, The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer was the funniest show ever to grace the airwaves if you ask me
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mr.pure - 18-07-06
Wasn't massively into them.
Too busy popping pills and dropping bits of paper to focus on the telly at the time.
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scotswiss - 18-07-06
They were bollocks IMHO. Much better with a bit of Rab Ceeeeeeeee Nesbitt.....
Aaaah, the old trips and telly days.....
I remember a mate of mine watching Sesame St, when they did that "number of the day" thing. They were doing 9 and he went absolutely mental every time they stopped, scream "TEN ya silly c*nts, TEN is next".....two minutes later "1, 2, 3 ,4 5, 6, 7, 8 aaaaaaaaand 9"....."aaaaaargh ya f*ckin stooopid eeejit, nae wunner ya live in a bin, cannae even cooont tae ten"!!!!!!!
Brilliant, Glaswegian madness in a nutshell, nothing is sacred, not even big yellow birds teaching weans to count....
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mr.pure - 18-07-06
That's properly tickled me !
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bobby dassler - 19-07-06
Damn you scotswiss!
Stop outbidding me on super ape stars!
Only joking m8 - I won't bid anymore on the new pair thats been listed, as i don't want to put the price up 4 u & it was only a cheeky bid, just incase no one else bid on them - i want to keep my money now for the espresso/whites that nemesys is gonna hook me up with
Hope you get them for the cabinet m8!