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mr.pure - 27-05-08
I've never heard Chode before !
Best leg of three, glad to know it's appreciated.
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jims4 - 27-05-08
So a Pork Sword would be just a bigger version of the Beef Bayonet and the Spam Dagger then.
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Aric47G - 28-05-08
i really wanted to stay out of this but i have to throw in my two cents.
chode is not a euphmism for *ahem* the womb raider, the chode is that patch of skin behind the jewl bag, aka the nacha; nacha balls and nacha butthole
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Dirty - 28-05-08
you mean t'aint!
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Funke - 28-05-08
i thought a chode was like a wide penis
like not long but wide
lol
thats what my friends said.
i dont know
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mr.pure - 28-05-08
The bit between your balls and your butthole is called Piffin's Bridge.
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stylz - 28-05-08
Dirty Wrote:you mean t'aint!
I've always thought it was the taint too- 'cos it taint the ass and it taint the nuts!
On a female it's just called a chin rest or ball drum....
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reid - 28-05-08
Piffin's bridge? Don't get that one (well, not the piffins bit

)
Strangely enough, there's a restaurant in a local town called Gooches. Don't ask
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Funke - 28-05-08
LOL!
so whats a douche?
i thought it was the same thing as the piffin bridge
but a friend said a douche bag was a used condom
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mr.pure - 28-05-08
A douche is a thing used to clean out a girl's lady garden !
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adidasanth - 28-05-08
Ive never heard of Piffins Bridge but on the lady that same bit is call the Biffon, so called because it was the bit that your balls biff on!!!
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mr.pure - 28-05-08
Piffin's Bridge comes from the comic Viz.
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spitey - 28-05-08
prick, dick , schlong , ol`boy ,wand......
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meatballs - 28-05-08
If you want a definitive list of such eloquent vocabulary you need to get your hands on viz's Roger Mellies profanisaurius an absolute must for any ardent linguist. (The latest version the Magna Farta is the best).
Couple of personal favourites: predators face for the lady bits and purple headed youghur slinger and albino cave dweller for the mens.
Also see:
http://www.madblast.com/funny/13185_penis-names.html
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adidasanth - 28-05-08
this was always a funny one...The Golden Arches for the bellend, cos from our angle (lads) it looks a bit like them!! Hahahahahah!!! Bet you try it!!
Mde even funnier by saying when the wife/girlfriend/1.55am bird in pub loo (delete as appropriate) is sucking you off, you can hum the 'do do do de do, im lovin' it!' tune!!!!