[lorre]

Are you all blind she's vile.

No mate she's top notch, put her in a pair of undefeated's

[mr.pure]

That'd only succeed in putting me of Undefeateds.
That and my dinner.
She's rank, she's old and she smells of soap.

[pirate]

Imperial Leather soap.

[mr.pure]

Or that really weird orangey coal tar soap.

[lorre]

That'd only succeed in putting me of Undefeateds.
That and my dinner.
She's rank, she's old and she smells of soap.

Mr Pure as you seem to have quite close to her give us the lowdown

[mr.pure]

She's a lousy looking, frousy knickered pancoot !
I'd aff to make 'er wear the brown fruit and boot 'er out !

[lorre]

Gosh what a glowing reference am i the only one willing to defend Dolly's charms?

[pirate]

In the words of Grange Hill, just say no.

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[lorre]

Big up your chest Pirate you the man, got any pics of her with Superstars on?
I know you got the goods just post those images.

[mr.pure]

Big up your chest Pirate you the man, got any pics of her with Superstars on?
I know you got the goods just post those images.

Fuck, If she's a man, I'm glad she don't love me no more.

[pirate]

I posted the pic just to get the full on grim/vile/dog looking effect.

I very nearly threw up in the process.

[lorre]

I posted the pic just to get the full on grim/vile/dog looking effect.

I very nearly threw up in the process.

So no more pics then?

[woody]

Or that really weird orangey coal tar soap.

You can't diss coal tar soap, it's the shit for cleaning SS

[Sooper]

Sooper, mate, you're grim.
She's a munter !

Shes not shes a Milf!!
and whats wrong wth Coaltar soap it smells lovely! At my first flat we used to cut bars of it into bits and leave it on the radiators as a very effective and cheap air freshener that lasted ages and dealt with all of the rather strong iffy smoke smells !!

[mr.pure]

There is no way on god's green earth that she is MILF.
And if she is then, damn boy, you need some new porn.