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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 18-02-12

Speaking of dogs Laughing I mighta posted this before but still cracks me up

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
> The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he man asks, "So, tell me your story." The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS.
"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's a lying bastard. He's never been out

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - bigrob - 19-02-12

What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose?




A border collie.

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Vortec - 29-02-12

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Mrs. Chewbacca!

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Tifoso - 27-03-12

Holy shit, these are great.

http://kotaku.com/5896617/batshit-crazy-fake-star-wars-figures-are-cooler-than-real-ones/gallery/1?tag=toys

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Sweet_Kicks - 27-03-12

Laughing Brilliant, the broken 3-CPO is my favourite!

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - mr.pure - 27-03-12

The Imperial gunner was from The Black Hole.

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Tifoso - 27-03-12

I'm partial to both the blue snowtroopers and Darth Vader's fabulous collar on his cape.

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - benji - 27-03-12

Chewey looks like a turd.. thanks for posting t!

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - vox - 27-03-12

Starswar! hahaha!

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Vortec - 13-04-12

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - olskool720 - 13-04-12

hahaha

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Vortec - 15-06-12

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RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Poor Sod - 15-06-12

Made me smile that one vortec Very Happy


RE: The Joke Thread.......... - pokey27 - 03-07-12

Paddy walks past a new pub and sees a sign outside saying:

'Pies 70p...Wanks £1'

So he decides to go in and investigate, he gets up to the bar and there stands a stunning blonde.
Paddy asks "Do you give the Wanks?"

"Yes I do," she replies in a seductive voice.


"Well wash your hands, I want a pie.

RE: The Joke Thread.......... - Samo - 03-07-12

Laughing