[Shellshock]

At first glance I thought they were those Hender Scheme abominations but on closer inspection it would appear they're actually made of dog shit. Seriously, you've got to be pants-on-head retarded to consider wearing shoes like that.

[Lurkzilla]

Thought they were ultrastars for a minute with the wavy lace stay.

should have been put down at birth.

Never seen them before and don't want to ever again!