15-05-13, 01:34 PM
Have an epical birthday, fella.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PURE
15-05-13, 03:17 PM
Happy Birthday G 
15-05-13, 05:59 PM
Happy Birthday G 
If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
15-05-13, 06:02 PM
You built a time machine out of a DeLorean??
Happy Birthday Mr Pure!!
Happy Birthday Mr Pure!!
I don't wear Crocs, and I don't wear sandals/The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles . . .
16-05-13, 12:09 PM
Happy 21st Birthday G.
repunzal,repunzal let down ya hair so i can climb up and get into ya underwear.
16-05-13, 03:15 PM
All the best G, I'll sent you a gift in return for my 2010 photo prize that you sent, oh hang on.... 
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'All sins tend to be addictive and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.' - W H Auden
16-05-13, 06:56 PM
Happy birthday! 
All is a riddle, and the key to the riddle is another riddle.
16-05-13, 07:47 PM
Even two pages of birthday wishes can't get the old man back on here. Sad face.
If God gives you lemons you should find a new God
17-05-13, 12:16 PM
Cheers chaps.
Warms my heart it does that a bunch of sad fuck trainer collecting bastards like you lot can come together to start a thread honouring my 31st.......... birthday.
Truly, and I ain't joking, it is the highlight of my birthday so far.
It will probably get knocked into 2nd tonight though when one hottie or another tries to suck my Johnson in half but that's still way ahead of the scorpion lolly that my Mother managed to push herself to get me as my only present.
What a cunt!
P.S. Love you all really.
P.P.S. Except you, Geebs.
P.P.P.S. I'll look forward to that Cod, cos trust me, it is on the way............
Warms my heart it does that a bunch of sad fuck trainer collecting bastards like you lot can come together to start a thread honouring my 31st.......... birthday.
Truly, and I ain't joking, it is the highlight of my birthday so far.
It will probably get knocked into 2nd tonight though when one hottie or another tries to suck my Johnson in half but that's still way ahead of the scorpion lolly that my Mother managed to push herself to get me as my only present.
What a cunt!
P.S. Love you all really.
P.P.S. Except you, Geebs.
P.P.P.S. I'll look forward to that Cod, cos trust me, it is on the way............
17-05-13, 01:42 PM
Happy belateds mate, hope you had a corker.
Man goes into cage. Cage goes in the salsa. Sharks in the salsa. Our shark!
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